Fist-Bumper-in-Chief

It all started off innocently enough (?) back in June of 2008 in my home town (St. Paul, MN) when Barack Obama won the Democratic nomination for President.



But why hasn't anyone noticed that this thing is catching on? Wherever this man goes, he's initiating folks into his secret cabal of well-wishers.

He does it with his staff:





Even the VP!



And here's the super-secret cabal indoctrination...fist-bump/ET fingers.



He does it with folks in the military.





He does it with ordinary every-day people.











And OMG - he even does it with children!









And now...he wants to give you a big fist-bump. Are you going to let him get away with it?